<AR> who is ready for turkey tomorrow?
<wired> me!
<COTK> Turkey? Here we eat WIRED.
<AR> haha
<wired> rofl
<COTK> Woah... that thought got fucked up... I was typing and suddenly wired said something and... bah
<wired> haha!
<COTK> Turkey? Here we eat BEEF. There we go. Damn you wired.
<AR> lol
<wired> lol

* Omelette puts on a tutu
<Shawn> Why do you never get called gay?
<Shawn> but I do at least twice a week?
<Omelette> hahahahaaa
<Omelette> because I am awesome when i do it.
<Shawn> IT'S SO UNFAIR :@

<karasu> Cyrus: did you hear about the pig on the roof?
<Cyrus> No.
<karasu> swine flew.
<Cyrus> Though I did hear about the girl th...HAHAHAHA

<IdleRPG> Omelette [106/198] has challenged 0-day [118/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Omelette's clock.
<IdleRPG> Omelette reaches next level in 0 days, 09:48:30.
<Omelette> f u O-day
<IdleRPG> Omelette has summoned the Hand of God.
<IdleRPG> Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried 0-day 0 days, 12:02:26 toward level 50.
<Omelette> this hand of god sucks
<Omelette> more like hand of fail
<IdleRPG> Omelette has changed alignment to: evil.

* Shawn sets mode: +v rediceblaze
<@Shawn> Yeah. We give out voice to those who sleep with OPs. So you'll need to earn that voice later. <3
<+rediceblaze> but u will have to come to india for that
<@Shawn> Deal.
<+rediceblaze> good
<@Shawn> Where abouts in India am I flying to?
<+rediceblaze> new delhi
<+rediceblaze> i'll pick u up at the airport
<@Shawn> Really? :o
<@Shawn> Wonder how much that would cost...
<%maravia> about 5-7 years

<SlightlyNikki> waiting for dinner
<SlightlyNikki> well
<SlightlyNikki> spuds to boil
<SlightlyNikki> so I can cook sausages :)
<Shawn> O.o I got a sausage you can eat
<SlightlyNikki> Shawn
<SlightlyNikki> no you don't

* O-day punches fiftysixer
* Goga[OEP] kicks fiftysixer in the nuts
* fiftysixer dies
* Shawn fucks fiftysixer's lifeless corpse
* fiftysixer comes back to life
* Shawn stops fucking
<O-day> did Shawn just bring fiftysixer back from the dead by raeping him?
<fiftysixer> yessir
<O-day> ...
<Shawn> My sperm is better than chuck noris' tears
<O-day> if i die don't try to save me

<faith> lol, me and o-day can NEVER see each other we want each other XD
<sikon> lolwut
<COTK> ...
<faith> eachother*
<faith> sorry
<faith> need*
<faith> :\
<faith> still sounds wrong
<faith> i mean
<faith> in need
<faith> of
<faith> you know >_>
<COTK> faith... just stop now.
<faith> ahhhh
<COTK> You are only digging deeper.
* faith emocides

<+terminus> faith: i can haz your passwords?
<&O-day> terminus, she doesn't just put out like that
<&O-day> you gotta romance those passwords out of her
* +terminus gets out fresh batch of cookies
<&O-day> now you're thinking
* &fiftysixer hands faith a bunch of flowers and runs off with her root pass
<&fiftysixer> LEARN FROM THE PROS, BITCHES!
<&O-day> fiftysixer, you obviously don't know faith
* &fiftysixer hands faith a chainsaw and runs off with o-day's root pass
<&fiftysixer> ta-da
<&O-day> ok that might work
<+neocontra> wow
<+neocontra> that's what I call hacking

<+h4xlemur> np i have real interwebs now so tis all good
<&fiftysixer> ooh
<&fiftysixer> why're you on fake interwebs?
<+h4xlemur> i was just slurping some poor saps connection
<+h4xlemur> now i has good paid for service
<+h4xlemur> :)
<+h4xlemur> that sounded so wrong

<O-day> NightQuest!
<DeZ> shes been idle quite a while.
<O-day> NQ = girl?
<sikon> negat
<DeZ> what?
<sikon> its a man with 3 balls

<neocontra> in the state of TN, three or more people in the same bed without their shoes on is considered an orgy
<Shawn> ORLY
<Shawn> !seen redice

* Shawn sets mode +i #homelesshackers
* Shawn has kicked ProwL from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked trey from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Yusuke from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked OverMind from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked voce from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked aliceinwire from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked bryno from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Buglouse from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Cloe from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked fastfinger from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked fr0natz from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Guest55308 from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Hess from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Ice_Dragon from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked mischief from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked pyr0tic from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked sToRm from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Streetsurfer from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Zer0Flag from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* Shawn has kicked Zinzu from #homelesshackers (FAGGOT)
* You have been kicked from #homelesshackers by Shawn (FAGGOT)
* Now talking on #homelesshackers
* Topic for #homelesshackers is: Homeless Hackers | Forums: http://forums.homelesshackers.net | Conf: #telconinja | QDB (back-ish), HashDB, Shells, and moar will return as soon as fifty is motivated enough to | #wargaming going epic, shellbox is up - if you want to help make shell game levels, let me know!
* Topic for #homelesshackers set by Shawn at Tue Oct 27 22:42:07 2009
* Hobo gives voice to neocontra
<Shawn> I misclicked x.x SORRY
<neocontra> I'm pretty sure O-day is going to skull fuck you when he finds out

<&O-day> <neocontra> I'm pretty sure O-day is going to skull fuck you when he finds out
<&O-day> lol funny thing is...
<&O-day> i didn't
<+Loth> SKULLFUCK COMMENCING
<+Loth> IN
<+Loth> 2
<+Loth> 2
<+Loth> 3
<+Loth> 2
<+Loth> 1
<+Loth> GO
<+h4xlemur> 22321?
<+Loth> i fail at counting
<+h4xlemur> lol
<+xeno> your clock circuit is borked
* &fiftysixer blinks
<+h4xlemur> indeed

<@h4xlemur> hello all!
<@NightQuest> hallo thar
<@h4xlemur> Nightquest!
<@h4xlemur> it seems as though I need to interview you sir
<manizzle> lawl
* @NightQuest (Admin@recelate.net) Quit (Ping timeout)

<DoS> where the hell did all tjhis snow come from
<DoS> i just opened the blinds and was like o_o
<DoS> lol then i heard god he was liek
<DoS> i accidently all of canada

* ProwL sets mode +m #Chasenet
* ProwL sets mode +i #Chasenet
* ProwL sets mode +c #Chasenet
* ProwL sets mode +C #Chasenet
<ProwL> whoa.

* fiftysixer requests details ;)
* Omelette scrambles for link
<fiftysixer> * Omelette scrambles
<fiftysixer> NOES!
<Omelette> LOL
<Omelette> I SAID SCRAMBLES
<Omelette> HAHHA

<COTK> h4xlemur, I will return your sister tomorrow.
<h4xlemur> as long as she gets paid

< c0d3d> what makes america great
< c0d3d> american gorvernments are very inteligent
< c0d3d> i mean the leaders
<&fiftysixer> HAH
<&Goga[OEP]> LAWL
< c0d3d> you americans might not know

<Omelette> omg this program is sure being a cunt
<Goga[OEP]> 'tis cos you're a cunt
<Omelette> :(
<Goga[OEP]> 'tis true
<Goga[OEP]> sir, you are the most wholesome 'cunte in the land
<Goga[OEP]> 'tis a shame you don't put out often
<Goga[OEP]> with your steam, the nation would rise
<Goga[OEP]> to the full glory of cunthood
<Omelette> oh lawdy
<Goga[OEP]> oh no don't stray, give it a thought
<Goga[OEP]> for thou will can change the way men think
<Goga[OEP]> and Shawn shall never be alone.
<Omelette> :O

<Shawn> My name is Alibaba
<Shawn> I'm from india, Thank you for calling Microsoft support
<White|Phatt> lol
<Shawn> How can I halp you sir
<White|Phatt> hahaha
<White|Phatt> 'I need to activate XP'
<White|Phatt> 'no, this is not installed on any other computers'
<Shawn> Wait what sir? I can not understand you

<faith> O-day, a sex
<faith> sec**
<faith> :\
<O-day> ;)

<Omelette> my Windows wont stop being fail
<fiftysixer> it can't help it
<fiftysixer> it was born like that

<&xeno> im trying to avoid some fat/ugly chick who is trying to convince me to fuck her
<&fiftysixer> get her all naked and waiting for it, say "JUST KIDDING LOL", pull up pants, walk out
<&fiftysixer> ta-da, everyone's happy
<&xeno> LOL
<&fiftysixer> give her a big mac for her troubles