<&karasu> i knew a girl who went by 'Zee' irl
<@Z> until I slept with her
<@Z> now she goes by A

<bluefirecorp> ...umm.. OneSilentRose, just so you know, I already have a gf, so no thanks.
<+OneSilentRose> damn, that's a whole lot more credit than i would have given you

<+lolage> I'll hook your showerhead up to the gas pipes when you aren't looking.
<@fiftysixer> I'll infect your potatoes
<@fiftysixer> with swine flu
<+lolage> I have potato guns.
<@fiftysixer> won't work if the potatoes are sick
<+lolage> This is a lie.
<@fiftysixer> oh
<@fiftysixer> so you'll be shooting diseased potatoes
* +lolage nods
<@fiftysixer> BIOLOGICAL POTATO WEAPON OF MASHED DESTRUCTION
<+lolage> A+++++++++++++
<@fiftysixer> A+++++++, would fuck with the geneva conventions again
<+lolage> That was pretty acceptable.
<+lolage> Would read again.

* ~ProwL enjoyed 'the debian way'
* ~ProwL punches the air
<booto> make-kpkg laziness? :)
<@fiftysixer> apt-get moar laziness?
<booto> aptitude these days :P
<@fiftysixer> Ubuntu Package Manager these days

<fiftysixer> awwww
<fiftysixer> my friend is taking his first compsci class
<fiftysixer> decided to show me what he learned:
<fiftysixer> <this is urgent> poopy <this is urgent>
<fiftysixer> aside from not closing the tag, it's quite cute
<fiftysixer> almost like Baby's First Drawing
<Z> aww.. breaking his tech cherry
<fiftysixer> ....or that

<lolage> Me and fiftysixer go way back.
<lolage> Garden-of-eden way back.
<lolage> She ate the apple.
<g0dl1ke> that was a good call + Rep
<tripsta> shes the reason you got kicked out?
* lolage nods
<tripsta> harsh
<lolage> I know, right? She's made of my bone though. Ribbed for her pleasure.

* &Omelette cigar time
* * * LATER: * * *
<fiftysixer> he's trying to say thanks, but he's got a big fat c**** in his mouth
<fiftysixer> its black
<Omelette> actually it was brown

<%Dijit> Ice_Dragon: I think I earned a +o for today
* %Dijit brims with joy
<~Ice_Dragon> Neg.
<%Dijit> :o
<%Dijit> ¬_¬ I'll remember that, next time you need my advice
<~Ice_Dragon> perms are gonna be pretty organized lol
<fiftysixer> I think I did, though
<fiftysixer> since I'm awesome like that
<%Dijit> haha
<~Ice_Dragon> true
* ~Ice_Dragon set mode +o fiftysixer
<+fiftysixer> WOOT
* +fiftysixer victory-humps Dijit
<~Ice_Dragon> fail.
<%Dijit> lol
<+fiftysixer> oh fuck
<~Ice_Dragon> hahahaha
<%Dijit> LMAO
<+fiftysixer> you lil' bastard :p
<~Ice_Dragon> i lol'd
<~Ice_Dragon> <33
<+fiftysixer> i will /kill you if you qdb that, dij

<+h4xlemur> np i have real interwebs now so tis all good
<&fiftysixer> ooh
<&fiftysixer> why're you on fake interwebs?
<+h4xlemur> i was just slurping some poor saps connection
<+h4xlemur> now i has good paid for service
<+h4xlemur> :)
<+h4xlemur> that sounded so wrong

* ProwL sets mode +m #Chasenet
* ProwL sets mode +i #Chasenet
* ProwL sets mode +c #Chasenet
* ProwL sets mode +C #Chasenet
<ProwL> whoa.

<fiftysixer> NAME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NOT BE ON WINDOWS.
* fiftysixer sits back and waits
<Dijit> it's windows.
<Dijit> ...
<fiftysixer> fair enough

<Compn> usa likes to send the message that black people + looting = we will shoot them
<Compn> hence, military in new orleans
<@fiftysixer> protip to the looters: you can't eat a TV
<lolage> Says you.
* lolage munches on a tv
<lolage> They don't call them TV dinners for nothing

<+Dijit> I installed windows 7 on it.
<+Dijit> it's fucking gay since
<+Dijit> why on earth did I ever use windows.
<+Albinoskunk> Dijit Because you stopped being an arrogant prick?
<+Albinoskunk> I USE LINUX
<+Albinoskunk> LOOK AT ME
<+Albinoskunk> LOOK AT ME
.:+Dijit:. lol
.:NeX:. -Notice- {from Albinoskunk} VERSION mIRC v6.35 Khaled Mardam-Bey
<+Dijit> haha
<NeX> Look at Albinoskunk, he uses WINDOWS!
<+Dijit> Arrogant prick

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* NeX gives voice to Crux
* Crux slaps NeX around a bit with a large trout
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<NeX> wow :|

<Scub> at least my code worked :D
<lolage> Last words of a programmer before a day long debugging session.

<&Omelette> yeah *fastsh.it was down
<&Goga[OEP]> i see
<&fiftysixer> i think
<&fiftysixer> the tubes were a little constipated
* &Omelette puts on his shades
<&fiftysixer> YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

<fiftysixer> anyway, library time, bbl!
<Z> librarian!
<fiftysixer> book!
<Z> get her number!
<fiftysixer> ISBN?
<Z> Sure.

<ProwL> Whats worse is when you dream about being on IRC
<Ice_Dragon> ProwL: I've done that before.
<ProwL> yer.
<Dijit> me2
<Ice_Dragon> You wake up, knowing it was just..wrong.
<ProwL> I am a loser. I dream about being on IRC. AMAA

<+redice> ive never had any type of flu
<+redice> no chicken pox
<+redice> just had fever once or twice in my life
<+redice> and i never bruise
* &O-day takes dna sample from redice
<&O-day> she's not human guies
* &fiftysixer steals redice's body and sticks his brain in it
<&fiftysixer> no, she's indian
<+redice> ^^
* &O-day hits on fiftyice
<&fiftysixer> LOL
<+redice> LOLOL
<&O-day> damn kinda awkward....

<Z> fiftysixer: wtf are you doing online?!
<fiftysixer> Z: i got bored of IRL so came back

<IdleRPG> Omelette [106/198] has challenged 0-day [118/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Omelette's clock.
<IdleRPG> Omelette reaches next level in 0 days, 09:48:30.
<Omelette> f u O-day
<IdleRPG> Omelette has summoned the Hand of God.
<IdleRPG> Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried 0-day 0 days, 12:02:26 toward level 50.
<Omelette> this hand of god sucks
<Omelette> more like hand of fail
<IdleRPG> Omelette has changed alignment to: evil.

<DoS> where the hell did all tjhis snow come from
<DoS> i just opened the blinds and was like o_o
<DoS> lol then i heard god he was liek
<DoS> i accidently all of canada

<O-day> fucking BIG ASS BUG IN MAH ROOM
<Shawn> Oh...
<fiftysixer> you're doing WHAT to a bugs big ass? O.O
<O-day> ...
<fiftysixer> ....
<Goga[OEP]> LOL'ed

<pyr0tic> is non-capturing groups a way of grouping regex without it referencing it for later (for performance)?
<Shawn> Yes
<O-day> s/is/are/
<Shawn> lold
<O-day> regex ftw

<VeNoM> prowlzor, I need to ask a favor of you
<~ProwL> VeNoM: just ask.
<~ProwL> Don't ask to ask.
<@fiftysixer> ProwL: VeNoM says i should ask you if it's alright if he can ask me to ask you to ask him about some favor he needs from you?
<~ProwL> NO!