<apples> one day i should learn PHP
<xeno> my god apples. im suprised
* xeno thought you were a coding guru
<apples> well, after typing that, i talked myself out of it

Omelette says:
i got a letter of recomendation from my boss at ge a couple days ago
Omelette says:
its pretty badass yo
xeno says:
sweert
Omelette says:
jaajaja
xeno says:
you slept with him didnt you
Omelette says:
jaja
xeno says:
wait. wasnt your dad your boss?
Omelette says:
no my dad was my bosses boss
xeno says:
so he got his job by sleeping with his boss
Omelette says:
LOL
waiiiitttt
i c wat u did thar
xeno says:
and you got yours the same way
xeno says:
they say you dont just sleep with a person, but every person they have slept with
xeno says:
so you slept with your father. LOL
Omelette says:
D:

<fastfinger> I just opened a fortune cookie and there was a hot chick in it
<Goga[OEP]> your standards must be very low to think that a strip of paper is a hot chick
<Goga[OEP]> i wonder what you do with a towel...

<xeno> O-day. the EULA doesnt explicitly say that one can use Win7 to download pr0n and watch it while giving a reach around to the family dog, but it isnt going to stop Shawn from doing it
<O-day> no
* Shawn grins

<+ZeroCide> lol my first word was shit
<@fiftysixer> "ooo baby is hungwy here baby want some yummy noms?"
<@fiftysixer> "SHIT!"
<@fiftysixer> "uhhh.......HONEY WHAT DID YOU TEACH THE KID?"
<+ZeroCide> lol

* fiftysixer senses QDB materialz
<Cloe> fiftysixer: rly? :P
* O-day qdb's just about every irc convo he has
* Cloe opens browser..
<fiftysixer> O-day just posts his daily logs to QDB
<fiftysixer> thinks it's a backup service or something :p

* faith is now known as faith-away
<faith-away> bbl
<h4xlemur> :(((
<O-day> awkward... bbl.. also
<fiftysixer> O.o
<O-day> jk :P
* faith-away kicks O-day in the nuts :)
<O-day> LOL
<fiftysixer> PWNT
<O-day> punted*
<h4xlemur> ROFL!

<&Omelette> http://shirt.woot.com
<&Omelette> that parrot comes very close to representing my artistic abilities
<&Omelette> I must have it
<&xeno> lol
<apples> s/art/aut/
<&O-day> lol
<&xeno> lmfao
* &xeno high fives apples
<apples> \o/
<&Omelette> :(
<apples> YEA THATS RIGHT
* apples (apples@the.tree) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

<Monica> Mutant, are you cheating on HackThisSite with HH?
<mutant> XD
<Monica> I don't believe in open relationships, Mutant.

<Whatever> Shawn COULD be a nice guy...

<wired> i want to do pluto
<wired> and have like an ice blue
<O-day> wired, pluto isn't a planet anymore
<wired> dude dont lie..
<O-day> no really
<O-day> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14489259/
<wired> omfg
<wired> i was taught wrong in school!!

* faith is now known as faith-running
* xeno is now known as xeno-sittingonass

<ProwL> kitten tits, penis whiskers..
<O-day> stop that ProwL you're going to turn someone on
<ProwL> thankfully shawn isnt here.

<coffeepot> Ugg
<coffeepot> computers
<coffeepot> I am getting very tired of computers
<coffeepot> Too much knowledge
<Omelette> I think we should rename computers to "cock blockers"
<coffeepot> Haha

* fiftysixer #homelesshackers :is already on channel
... 23 lines later ....
* fiftysixer #homelesshackers :is already on channel
* fiftysixer #homelesshackers :is already on channel
<O-day> fiftysixer, join this channel
<O-day> NAO
<fiftysixer> what
<fiftysixer> ?
<O-day> join this channel...
<fiftysixer> I'm in this channel...
<O-day> well try harder...
<O-day> * fiftysixer #homelesshackers :is already on channel
<O-day> ^ that message x50 lines
<fiftysixer> haha
* fiftysixer (fiftysixer@epic.fail.fifty) has left #homelesshackers (Leaving)
<O-day> that was exactly the opposite of what i said...
<O-day> >.<

<fiftysixer> I just found out I have 1.3 gigs free hard drive space on a 40 gig drive
* fiftysixer goes drive shopping
<COTK> rm -rf /pr0n/
<Anger> x_x
<COTK> problem solved.
<fiftysixer> ooh... now I've got 30 gigs free...
<fiftysixer> thanks COTK!

* fiftysixer senses QDB materialz
<Cloe> fiftysixer: rly? :P
* O-day qdb's just about every irc convo he has
* Cloe opens browser..
<fiftysixer> O-day just posts his daily logs to QDB
<fiftysixer> thinks it's a backup service or something :p

<Goga[OEP]> -> attract new devs
<Goga[OEP]> -> get processing power
<Goga[OEP]> -> nuke north korea
<Goga[OEP]> -> claim the moon as my fortress
* fiftysixer claims uranus!
<Goga[OEP]> you got it!
* Goga[OEP] drops my pants
<fiftysixer> waitwat
<fiftysixer> thats too small to be my fortress :|
<Goga[OEP]> lawl

<PaT> hey umm
<PaT> is this : called a colon right
<PaT> not a semi clon
<PaT> colon*
<Batch> Yes
<fiftysixer> no
<fiftysixer> colon is that thing that your poop travels through
* mischief shoots poop through fiftysixer's colon
<faith> ; -> semi
* fiftysixer signs mischief up for a free colonoscopy
<darkangel> eww...
<Batch> Coffee enima :DDDDDDDDDDD
<mischief> i'd totally do a beer enema
<PaT> eww

<fiftysixer> grabbed the wrong end by mistake
<fiftysixer> FiftyFail >.>
<Cloe> 'ron so cute
<Cloe> hehehehe
<O-day> i've done that
<O-day> (burnt my hand on my iron... not ron)

<O-day> http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/24/trekstor-showcases-i-beat-blaxx-portable-media-player/
<neocontra> Solus, you're from England
<Solus> Quiet you
<neocontra> you've never even met a black person
<O-day> i must have one of those!

<neocontra> I would've gone, but I decided it would be more fun to stick my dick in a toaster
<ProwL> omfg.
<O-day> o_O
<O-day> ProwL, have you ever done this toaster <-> dick action?

<xeno> good evening sir
<Shawn> I'm so bored x.x
<xeno> fap
<Shawn> Everyone's home. lol
<xeno> granted that will only kill about 30 seconds
<Shawn> >.> I last longer than that
<Shawn> !seen redice
<neocontra> O.O
* neocontra does not approve

* fragalot sneezes all over VAX
* VAX has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<fragalot> lol, i sneezed him off of the network

<Shawn> ol
<Shawn> ll*
<Shawn> lo*
<Shawn> ..
<Shawn> Wow what the fuck